THOSE WHO MAY CARE
August 10, 2000: Anus & Andy

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* Wasn't this upcoming US election somewhat interesting at one time???    *
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During the recent Republican party primaries, Michael Moore (director of 
Roger & Me) got a bunch of young guys together, put them in the back of a 
flat-bed truck and followed the candidates around the country.  The group 
became traveling a mosh pit (Rage Against the Machine and such blaring), 
setting up outside campaign stops trying to determine who would get their 
endorsement.  The key, to the endorsement, was simple, spend five minutes 
in the mosh pit.  Most candidates (Bush, Gore, McCain, etc.) declined.  
However, egged on a bit by his daughter, republican candidate Alan Keyes 
took the plunge.

Commenting on the resulting endorsement, Michael Moore said, "He may be a 
right wing lunatic.  But, he's our right wing lunatic and we love him."

Source:  Michael Moore


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* We may never top "Gonad the Barbarian: In Search of Uranus," but here's *
* yet another collection of actual movie titles "borrowed" and massaged   *
* by the porn industry.  All available behind that curtain in the corner. *
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10. Sorest Rump (you might have to think about that one)
09. Touched by an Anal
08. For Your Ass Only (spy thriller)
07. Anus and Andy (moving on past the anal stuff now)
06. Saturday Night Beaver (not a lot of dancing)
05. Shaving Ryan's Privates (gay porn)
04. The Blow Bitch Project (this may be the only one on the list here 
    that's actually better than the original film)
03. Honey, I Blew Everyone (well, other than this one)
02. Missionary Position Impossible
01. Joy Fuck Club (all Asian, starring Yu Rock Hard)

Source:  PBOY


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Source: Communications Week


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