March 27, 2000: There's Something In My Pants

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* That better just be a roll of quarters (dimes?) in your pocket...       *

Jackson, Mississippi:  If you are a man who has difficulty controlling your
sexual responses in public, beware. The eyes of Mississippi are upon you.  
The Southern state, long considered one of the most conservative in the US,
is considering a public-sex-and-nudity law with a provision that would make
it illegal for "sexually aroused men" to appear in public.

The bill, introduced by Republican state Senator Tom King, defines nudity 
to include "the showing of covered male genitals in a discernibly turgid 
state."  Men who run afoul of the law could face up to a year in prison and
a $2,000 fine.  

Source:  Reuters

* 12 New Rules for the New Millennium (which starts NEXT year btw/)       *

01. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a 
    leaky tire.
02. It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal the 
    neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.
03. Sex is like air; it's not important unless you aren't getting any.
04. We are born naked, wet, and hungry. Then things get worse.
05. It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a 
    warning to others.
06. If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of 
    car payments.
07. If you lend someone $20, and never see that person again; it was 
    probably worth it.
08. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, 
    and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
09. Some days you are the bug, some days you are the windshield.
10. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
11. Good judgment comes from bad experience and a lot of that comes 
    from bad judgment.
12. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. 
    That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have 
    their shoes.

Source: the dippls from down under

* Wow.  That sure ain't no roll of silver dollars.....                    *
Paris, France: French police caught a man trying to sneak through customs 
at a Paris airport with a snake hidden in his underpants, an airport 
spokeswoman said. The 30-year-old Frenchman, who was trying to smuggle the 
16 INCH BOA into Roissy airport from Colombia, was caught out after a 
sniffer dog latched on to the reptile's scent through his bulging trousers.

The man told customs officials he wanted to add the snake - export of which
is outlawed as an endangered species - to his reptile collection. The snake
was confiscated and placed in the temporary care of airport officials. 

Source: Reuters

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