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January 25 1997: He Loves the Children

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Title: Bungy Jumper's death puts Super Bowl into perspective

What death always does is force a dose of perspective down our throats.  
Last year Diana Ross swooped into Sun Devil Stadium in a helicopter.  She 
dangled above the field trying to lip-synch through the fear.  Two years 
earlier, Michael Jackson was surrounded by scores of children on stage in 
Pasadena.

Source: Tampa Tribune


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+> A pat on the back is only a few centimeters from a kick in the butt.
+> Don't be irreplaceable, if you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.
+> The more crap you put up with, the more crap you are going to get.
+> You can go anywhere you want if you look serious and carry a clipboard.
+> Eat one live toad the first thing in the morning and nothing worse will 
   happen to you the rest of the day.
+> Keep your boss's boss off your boss's back.
+> Everything can be filed under "miscellaneous."
+> Important letters that contain no errors will develop errors in the mail.
+> If you are good, you will be assigned all the work. If you are really 
   good, you will get out of it.
+> You are always doing something marginal when the boss drops by your desk.
+> People who go to conferences are the ones who shouldn't.
+> At work, the authority of a person is inversely proportional to the 
   number of pens that person is carrying.
+> When you don't know what to do, walk fast and look worried.
+> The last person that quit or was fired will be held responsible for 
   everything that goes wrong.

Source:  Ginnienza


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On September 19th of last year, a branch of the large, financially 
troubled Czech Republic bank Agrobanka was robbed of about $8,000.  The 
next day, Agrobanka head Jiri Klumpar praised the robbery as a sign of 
public confidence, signifying that people now believe the bank actually 
has money in it.

Source:  News of the Weird


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