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December 4, 1996: Please Pass the Wooden Demonstrator

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* A few juicy little known sex trivia items...                           *
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Among the Mangaians of Polynesia, 18-year old couples make love an average
of three times a night, every night, until their 30's, when the weekly 
average drops to an extreme 14.

According to filmmaker, Luis Brunel, artist Salvador Dali would strip 
heiresses in his apartment, then fry up two eggs, put them on the women's
shoulders, and without a word show his naked prey to the door.

The most enthusiastic smoochers are lesbians, 95 percent of whom include 
kissing in their lovemaking.  Next is gay men, at 71 percent.  In last 
place are heteros, one-quarter of whom admit they don't kiss much at all.

Source:  Cosmopolitan


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* Uh... I'd like to think I'm living in an "enlighetened nation" that    *
* would agree with that "stupid rule."                                   *
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Shae Nitazn, Israeli State Attorney, on justifying torture: "No 
enlightened nation would agree that hundreds of people should lose their 
lives because of a stupid rule saying torture is forbidden under any 
circumstances."  

Source:  The New York Times


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* Now, I hate to ever sound too right-wing, but, today's kids are quite  *
* capable of programming a VCR, hence I too question the need for ...    *
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In June, the government of Saskatchewan said it was unsuccessful in trying
to return to the manufacturer almost 1,000 5-inch long "wooden 
demonstrators" designed for school education classes.  Schools refused to 
use them, and opponents of the program called for a "weenie roast."

Source:  News of the Weird


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